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Post by Moo on Sept 25, 2006 8:26:48 GMT
A strong curry and lots of red wine.
And the same for the missus.
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Post by meej on Sept 25, 2006 10:10:02 GMT
So... you have a "mini-me" version of one divot inside, and you want him to bail out by feeding him curry and wine. Somehow I don't think people try to usher you out by proferring curries in your general direction. Was that the cunning plan Nic tried to use to get rid of you after the second date? Not exactly food-proof.
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Post by Moo on Sept 25, 2006 10:51:06 GMT
She's a strange girl, Meej, you just have to go along with what she says, for the most part. Hence Samuel.
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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on Sept 25, 2006 11:25:52 GMT
Which would be difficult for me, as I can't understand a word of her monkey jibber jabber.
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Post by DC on Sept 25, 2006 11:29:35 GMT
I was about to say, when we get a ball stuck in the pool table at work - we usually get a cue and stick it up the chute and give it a wiggle. But that's probably what got you there in the first place.[/meej'alike]
Have you tried getting headphones and whacking on a bit of Engelbert to the Blob? "Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase release me..." etc
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Post by Moo on Sept 25, 2006 12:22:48 GMT
Ooh, an album dedicated to overdue babies....
"Please Release me" - Englebert Humperdink
"Wiggle It" - 2 In A Room
"Mama Said Knock You Out" - LL Cool J
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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on Sept 25, 2006 12:33:48 GMT
Smack my Bitch up, by the Prodigy?
And their Breathe could play in the labour ward - I keep seeing doctors going on and on about breathing on TV when people are being pregnant. If it's in soaps it must be true.
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Post by meej on Sept 25, 2006 12:38:58 GMT
"I can't turn you loose", by Otis Redding?
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Post by coffers on Sept 25, 2006 13:22:38 GMT
She's a strange girl, Meej, She's strange? They're all strange Moo! Any species that say they love you just the way you are and then proceed on an all out assault to get you to change your ways, has to be counted as strange. Poison - Alice Cooper Be careful at Gazebo if your volume is switched on.
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Post by elth on Sept 25, 2006 14:07:25 GMT
I'm proud to be insulted by small children on the other side of the world.
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Post by Boony on Sept 25, 2006 14:13:25 GMT
Push It - Garbage, or Push - Moist. Take your pick...
Release The Pressure - Leftfield.
Come on Nark... You're not here today, it seems. Is this good news?
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Post by Moo on Sept 25, 2006 14:31:09 GMT
Babies are never good news, Boony.
How about....
"Missing Link" - Curve.
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Post by Moo on Sept 25, 2006 14:31:45 GMT
Or "Horror Head" by Curve, for that matter.
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Post by DC on Sept 25, 2006 15:12:20 GMT
"I Want to Break Free" - Queen
"Down Down (Deeper and down)" - Status Quo
"Right on time" - Black Box
"Inside" - Stiltskin
Etc
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Post by coffers on Sept 25, 2006 15:59:49 GMT
"Out Of Time" - Chris Farlowe/Rolling Stones/Ramones/Blur
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Post by DC on Sept 25, 2006 16:17:48 GMT
I'll see your "Out of Time" with a "Time is Tight" Booker T and the MG's, and raise you an "Amarillo" just for the image of tehBl0b² marching out looking like Peter Kays mini-me.
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Post by coffers on Sept 25, 2006 16:45:37 GMT
With a bit of Luck for Mrs Nark it's "All Over Now" The Rolling Stones and if they have any sense this will be "The Last Time" by the same group.
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Post by meej on Sept 25, 2006 16:47:17 GMT
My choice came from the fact that I first exposed Alba to The Blues Brothers this weekend. She loved it. How little did she knew that she'd be sleeping under an empty TV box in some ATM if she hadn't.
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Post by coffers on Sept 25, 2006 16:48:56 GMT
Meej: you bostord.
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Post by Sonic on Sept 26, 2006 1:18:10 GMT
I second that Coffers about Meej How about Sweet Child Of Mine - G'n'R.
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Post by Moo on Sept 26, 2006 8:40:13 GMT
"Get Out Of Wor Lass's Fanny" - Geordie Mick and the Toadstool Ten
It's a cover version.
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Post by coffers on Sept 26, 2006 8:51:59 GMT
Moo:
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Post by DC on Sept 26, 2006 11:26:36 GMT
"Get Out Of Wor Lass's Fanny" - Geordie Mick and the Toadstool Ten It's a cover version. Originally by Bing Crosby, B side to White Christmas.
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Post by Moo on Sept 26, 2006 11:49:27 GMT
I believe that to be true, DC.
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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on Sept 26, 2006 12:11:57 GMT
The Cliff Richard cover was the best.
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