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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on Jul 3, 2006 10:34:36 GMT
Google is your friend.
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Post by Boony on Jul 3, 2006 10:35:15 GMT
A kind of horse drawn carriage used in Pakistan? Nice.
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Post by Moo on Jul 3, 2006 10:37:39 GMT
Aye, you can't move under your own steam, ye fat mess.
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Post by coffers on Jul 11, 2006 14:48:20 GMT
Has Boony woken up from his celebration job start party yet or is this thing dead?: D
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Post by Boony on Jul 11, 2006 15:05:03 GMT
I'm super busy at the moment. AAT exams, moving house, games of cricket, year end at work. I'll try and get some played soon (possibly the weekend), promise.
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Post by coffers on Jul 11, 2006 15:07:57 GMT
Ouch that sounds a heavier schedule than I have. Stick to the cricket nd stuff the rest, but Pops wouldn't agree on the cricket.
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Post by Moo on Jul 11, 2006 15:35:57 GMT
I gave him grief over this a couple of days ago. He bullied everyone into playing his silly challenge then didn't bother himself. I mean he even stirred Pops' interest in it and we all know that Pops' time is precious enough with all his nose picking, arse scratching and Englander burning to be bothered with silly games. Pops - any chance of an update?
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Post by Boony on Jul 12, 2006 10:29:03 GMT
I fell off my bike yesterday. Three stitches in my chin.
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Post by Moo on Jul 12, 2006 10:52:00 GMT
Which one?
Ouchy, ouch. So why/how did you fall off your bike, silly lad?
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Post by coffers on Jul 12, 2006 10:56:07 GMT
I fell off my bike yesterday. Three stitches in my chin. Ouch ! There's only one comment I can say to that: Stupid Boy. [/Captain Mainwaring]
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Post by Boony on Jul 12, 2006 11:03:03 GMT
I was cycling home, down Iffley Road. There was a slow, female cyclist in front of me, so I moved out to overtake her. Halfway through my manouevre, she stuck her right arm out to indicate that she wished to turn right down Jackdaw Lane, where the University Sports Club is. I decided to speed up my manouevre, so that I overtook her in time for her to have a clear right turn into Jackdaw Lane. To speed up, I stood up on my bike to get more impetus into the pedals, as you do. The next thing I remember is leaving the bike far behind me as I flew gracefully (ha!) over the handlebars and fell in a heap in the middle of the road. On later inspection, the chain had fallen off the front gears, but why this caused the bike to stop moving as a bike should move, I don't know.
Anyway, a few people stopped, one got me ice, one poured water over me to clean me up, and one put my bike in the back of his pickup truck and drove me home, which was lovely of him.
I drove myself to hospital, got there at about 6.30, had stitches put in at 7.30, and was home by 8.30 for fish, chips and mushy peas. Then I had to do a practice exam for the real one I've got on Thursday.
What a lovely evening.
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Post by Moo on Jul 12, 2006 11:04:52 GMT
Yes, yes, yes, that's all very well, but were there any sexy nurses tweaking each other in front of you?
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Post by coffers on Jul 12, 2006 11:10:24 GMT
I hoped you blamed the female cyclist loudly for all and sundry to hear. I mean what are they doing using fangled contraptions like bikes, it shouldn't be allowed.
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Post by Sonic on Jul 13, 2006 2:46:07 GMT
Boony, I thought you were going to say that as you were passing here, she stuck here arm out, and then used the excuse of going right and not seeing you, as her reason for knocking you off your bike as well as dechaining you :cab: Moo I've done this before, and it's usually to do with the tension of the chain not being at the correct spot. It needs tightening up a bit. I had this BMX bike that I had and I'd be flying along, and then acclerate even more and suddenly found myself doing the same, except instead of the chin, I did the outside of my thigh/hip. I've still got a 5cm diameter scar there. It used to be double that.
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Post by Moo on Aug 14, 2006 8:51:49 GMT
This is definitely one of the best FM stories I have read. Full of content, hilarious anecdotes and pictures of large breasted women.
:cab:
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