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Post by floplexter on Apr 11, 2014 10:45:59 GMT
I thought Beamish was beer.
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Post by Moo on Apr 14, 2014 15:07:59 GMT
The sweetshop at Beamish is ridiculously priced, IMO. I liked it though as you could see how they were made, the kids liked that bit, thought it was clever. The chips were very tasty too, but again, ridiculously overpriced. We took a picnic. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by coffers on Apr 14, 2014 17:38:50 GMT
Ah there were two school parties swarming in the sweetshop so I gave it a miss and by the time we got to the chippie ot was closed, we'd already had sarnies in the Tea Shop anyway. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by coffers on Apr 14, 2014 17:40:09 GMT
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Post by floplexter on Apr 21, 2014 8:56:18 GMT
"We went to Iona and we won 5-1!" - one of the more acceptable chants from the weekend. Awesome day out, amazing weather, 5-1 win, with me at left-back and a funtime all round. That's what it's all aboot. Although frighteningly, I was the oldest player on the team by some way....
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Post by DC on Apr 21, 2014 16:40:02 GMT
Aren't you the oldest person on your island?
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Post by floplexter on Apr 22, 2014 10:18:41 GMT
In my house, Dave, in my house.
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Post by DC on Apr 22, 2014 21:14:23 GMT
Yes, in your house, on your island, you are the oldest. I thought so. :checkit:
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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on May 5, 2014 12:36:22 GMT
I had a birthday yesterday.
Fortunately I'm still not the oldest in my house.
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Post by floplexter on May 5, 2014 12:56:59 GMT
Happy thing. May it flow/have flown/will have flown with pleasure points.
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Post by Moo on May 6, 2014 11:22:27 GMT
You should mention these things so we can ignore you with a purpose, as opposed to just casually ignoring you.
Hope the stoo-sex was good.
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Post by coffers on May 7, 2014 17:17:39 GMT
Oh happy Birthday for 2 days ago then.
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Post by Moo on May 8, 2014 8:56:50 GMT
This weekend... Eurovision. I'll be there in my silver hot pants, drinking too much and being shocked that the British entry isn't in the top 5.
Also, the result from last night at the Etihad Stadium is going to put a bit of a dampener on the EPL football as it's pretty much a done deal. We just need to see how many Liverpoop put past Tim Krul; I guess 4.
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Post by floplexter on May 8, 2014 9:48:55 GMT
Very ruthlessly efficient last night, City. I still maintain Yaya Toure is the best player in the world.
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Post by Moo on May 8, 2014 13:21:13 GMT
Other than Shola, natch.
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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on May 28, 2014 20:33:47 GMT
Happy birthday Mr. Lawrence.
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Post by Moo on May 29, 2014 11:11:32 GMT
Be quiet. You're typing too loudly.
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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on Jun 28, 2014 3:35:39 GMT
I got bitten by a snake today. ![](http://i.imgur.com/vxsMxa3.jpg) An Eastern Racer, I think. Definitely not a Timber Rattler, on account of the fact I'm not dead. Still forking hurt though. It was in my basement and I discovered it by standing on it. I finally got it into a large plastic tub and hurled the thing off the back deck, shouting "Fuck you Suarez!" as it went. So that was fun.
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Post by elth on Jun 29, 2014 1:23:45 GMT
As an Australian and therefore a natural expert on snakes, I would definitely not recommend your feet as a primary method of snake location.
Glad you're not dead dead dead.
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Post by floplexter on Jun 29, 2014 10:14:42 GMT
Thank Bod you didn't sit on it.
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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on Jun 29, 2014 12:39:37 GMT
That's what the snake said.
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Post by DC on Jun 29, 2014 18:05:10 GMT
G's father, in his job investigating reservoirs and such shit out in the wilderness of PA, carried a special snake stick and wore boots to his knee no matter the weather.
When he told me that the stick was for "tossing them off" I had to maintain a serene expression and say "Oh, that's interesting".
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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on Jun 29, 2014 21:46:55 GMT
I tried to toss it off with a broom handle.
Clearly I should have used gloves.
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Post by floplexter on Aug 13, 2014 23:14:48 GMT
I'm opening a FUCKING BOUTIQUE!
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Post by DC on Aug 14, 2014 17:21:22 GMT
Are you selling handcrafted dreams of Scottish independence?
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