The run to the end of the season.
I receive a bid for
Ol Red Eyes is Back of 12k and ask for 35K.
They come back with 35k and I reject it. Just for the craic, really.
A v Kietrz: 4-3:
Welshman, is it?, o.g, Crunchy Frog 2
We win promtion! Yay™
And the Kietrz manager is sacked- I am becoming the Jessica Fletcher of the Polish league. Every time I turn up, someone gets the bullet.
Zaglebie Lublin bid 220k for
Ready for a Rumble, seemingly unconcerned that he is currently serving an 8 match ban. I ask for a package over 600k.
H v Tloki: 4-1:
Crunchy Frog ; Less Than a Calorie ; The Daddy 2
They come back with a 600k offer and I accept (the bloody idiots- he has a 500k min release clause).
In the same week,
Sunglasses R Us agrees a Bozzer move away, so I lose 2 keeps by the end of summer.
A v Zaglebie S : 3-2:
Well-Appointed Townhouse ; Anus ; The DaddyPolonia win the Polish L1
H v Myszkow: 4-1:
Well-Appointed Townhouse ; Less Than a Calorie ; Anus ; Shi-ite MuslinTransient Homphobe is getting his shot in goal as I need to get him some experience fast. He gets a 9 for this effort.
The supporters sing my name as we secure the title.
A v Belchatow: 0-2.
Easily our worst performance of the season.
6 teams get relegated from the 2L. Six!
H v Polar: 3-1:
Ringo Stab ; Anus ; Less than a CalorieA v Lech : 1-0:
The DaddyWe receive a whopping 400k for winning the league.
Whoop de fecking doo. :moop:
So for a minor end of season summaric thing:
Goals:
Crunchy Frog - 19 ; The Daddy - 13 ; Anus/Shi-ite Muslin - 10 ; Less than a Calorie - 8Assists:
Anus/Phillips - 12Rating:
The Daddy - 7.74 ; Crunchy Frog - 7.59 ; Trip on a Boat - 7.56 ; Wellocks - 7.53P38 W28 D6 L4 F93 A42 Pts 90
2nd- Hutnik 78 ; 3rd- Hetman 65 ; 4th Orlen 59
I get Manager of the Year, though none of my players are rewarded with anything.
And so the flurry begins, my fave.
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Raven's Spiggot, AMC, 16. On a free. This one furriner thing may prove my undoing. Ooo er.
I have no tfr cash at all until my
Ready for a Rumble cash comes in.
I sell
Blantyre Phone Company to LKS for 30k.
Ladies' Glove Handler moves to Wdizew on a free.
Crunchy Frog is the Fans' POY.
Norton's Underbelly a 17 yo SW/DRLC is promted to the reserve squad. Looks decent.
Czech It Out retires, continues as AssMan.
Henchman Who Will Die retires. Arse.
I'm figuring the best foot forward is a young Polish side to hopefully gain some mid-table respectamabilitah in the first instance.
I loan in
Blind Trev a 24 yo MRL and sell
Tennis Tennis (to rhyme with the Blondie song of similar title) to Belchatow for 150k.
Yes, 150k! And he never kicked a ball for me. Weird.
And then, as you do, we go on a tour of Ukraine.
A v Borodyanka: 4-0:
Caroff Ya Scally 3 ; AnusI appoint a new supercool AssMan and Scout. Some decentish staff suddenly appearing now.
So it's spendy time now I have my
Ready cash.
In comes
Love Mounds for 26k. I had him on loan last season and like the cut of his gib.
Sign
Me Clarkson an AMLC for 18k from Gornik J.
I loan in
Pandy's Yoint, MC, from KSZO.
Nuns Are Smart retires. Jeeze-o.
A v Arsenal (Kharkiv): 2-0:
Love Mounds 2
Nice second-debut dude.
A v Karpaty Lvov: 2-2:
The Daddy ; WellocksSign
Biblical Lightshow, MLC, 25, 26K.
Sign
Blind Trev[, the guy I had loaned because another club made an offer for him. 35k.
Sign
Formaldehyde from Ruch on loan- another striker.
Another Friendly:
H v Lok Sofia : 0-2
(I've just written beside my notes here:
poofsThe Hutt retires! wtf! Keeper crisis.
Another 17yo DC is promted fae the yoofs-
Cody Ben a Hoos.
So the league 1 starts. With... groups. Jeeze. I am in Group B. God only knows what happens later on.
A v Slask: 3-3:
The Daddy ; Well-Appointed Townhouse 2
Less than a Calorie delivers a 4! Great start to the season, so-called 'star'.
He keeps rejecting very lucrative contract offers that would make him the best-payed player at the club, the tosser. All because he wants a 150k min release clause.
H v Groclin: 3-1:
Well-Appointed Townhouse ; Crunchy Frog ; Blind TrevA v GKS: 3-3:
Well-Appointed Townhouse 3
Well, the striking end seems okay, but serious defensive concerns, which, if they persist, may demand a tactics rethink.
Less Than Mauve, my super-Bozzer, has been an utter donkey thus far, as have the majority of the defenders.
Less than a Calorie signs a new contract at last and with a 1m release.
Draw Slask in the League Cup. With only the young
Vomit Tumbler as GK cover, I am on the lookout.
And so a couple of loanees come in :
DAF Leyland, 21, SW/DC from Lech and
Meals on Wheels, GK, 21, from Slask.
A v Widzew: 2-1:
Anus ; Well-Appointed Townhouse (p)
H v Wisla: 1-2:
Well-Appointed TownhouseAnd, suddenly, on the road to Damascus, the penny drops when I see that Legia have a Nigerian and a Zambian on the loan list. How come they've got 2 furrin.... wait a minute.
Yes, the rules change for L1 apparently. Well, I think they do. I sign a Russian DRLC, 21, on a free, called
Mister Mister.
But of course, being a dipspud, I haven't put him up to the senior squad yet, so I don't know if I can play him.
But... also- considering it vetoed my signing a Scot because I had a furriner already, and it let me sign a Portuguese and a Russian.... we'll see. It's promising.
H v Radomsko: 3-4:
Crunchy Frog ; Trip on a Boat ; Formaldehyde (deb)
Annoying. We were battered and took a long trip back to fail at the last barrier. Matters were unhelped by
Transient Homophobe being ordered off and them getting a peno in the 80th minute, while our star (and some of the more cynical fans would say 'only') defender,
Wellocks was carried off and will be out for a month.
League Cup 3rd Rd, 1st Leg
H v Slask: 2-2:
Crunchy Frog ; AnusPoor showing all round.
Meals on Wheels is flung in at the deep end.
The Daddy is carried off injured.
2nd Leg
A v Slask: 0-2
Pathetic. A real poor show and 'big star'
Less than a Calorie is the worst of the lot, the great bufty.
H v Pogon: 3-4:
Crunchy Frog ; Tom the ICBM ; Love MoundsPogon are champions, I suppose.
So we sit 4th in the group of 8. I'm not sure what happens, but I assume the yellow dotted line just below us needs to stay below us for anything to transpire well.