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Post by samson on Jun 21, 2006 18:46:56 GMT
GOAL!!!! SAMSON!!! This is the dream I had for my, Samson but never to be true because when I run the people laugh and the mothers blind their children. Never woulds Samson be a hero of stars, loved by people like David Beckett.
But I have a brain! And love. A brain and love is what you all need. With an injection of love I can passion the players into my plan and win the cup!
I wanted to come to America, like Eddie Murphy and the royal birches but I was tricked and when I landed in Orlando there wasn't a man there with a SAMSON card. When I landed in the place where there was a SAMSON card I wasn't in Florida but I was there for Florida and for football.
Corporacion Deportivo Antioquia Florida Soccer Club Calle opened their welcome to me and gave me a chair and their money and told me to take my love and make them men.
This, Samson will do.
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Post by coffers on Jun 21, 2006 21:30:37 GMT
Interesting start and welcome aboard. Oh and didn't you know cups are for girls, but go win it anyway? ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by Moo on Jun 21, 2006 22:04:21 GMT
All we needed were a few Jensens and we'd be done.
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Post by Sonic on Jun 21, 2006 23:08:18 GMT
Jensens, I thought that was what he was talking about! :moop:
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Post by Moo on Jun 22, 2006 8:58:26 GMT
Maybe, I got confused.
:cab:
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Post by Boony on Jun 22, 2006 9:10:39 GMT
Samson, not Jensen. Where is Corporacion Deportivo Antioquia Florida Soccer Club Calle, anyway? I get the impression that it's not in Florida, USA.
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Post by Moo on Jun 22, 2006 9:37:04 GMT
I'm going to bookmark this thread, seeing as I can't lock it.
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Post by floplexter on Jun 22, 2006 9:49:29 GMT
Wack.
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Post by meej on Jun 22, 2006 10:02:55 GMT
My loins rejoice at your endeavours, o estranged brother of a South African cabinet member deceased in a much publicited plane crash.
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Post by Boony on Jun 22, 2006 10:07:38 GMT
Ahh, it's Colombian. I remember Colombia. I didn't like it. Moo knows why.
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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on Jun 22, 2006 10:09:41 GMT
Is there going to be any football in the thread? Or just love, cups and Pops?
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Post by Moo on Jun 22, 2006 10:15:00 GMT
Our much coveted 0304 network game, Boo. I think I still have that save too.
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Post by ronmanager on Jun 22, 2006 10:16:37 GMT
Samson is a dog in popular kids show over here.
And he talks! Talks, I tell you!
The guy who put his hand up the dog's arse just quit. He's a millionair right now.
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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on Jun 22, 2006 10:27:03 GMT
You should get into that. You have an impressive resume.
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Post by floplexter on Jun 22, 2006 10:27:04 GMT
Eeeurgh, moon cups.
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Post by Boony on Jun 23, 2006 10:54:10 GMT
He's keeping us in suspense. Or suspenders. Or moon cups. Whatever they are.
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Post by Moo on Jun 23, 2006 11:27:28 GMT
He's my new favourite poster.
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Post by samson on Jun 23, 2006 18:18:07 GMT
Many people are strange!
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Post by Moo on Jun 23, 2006 18:21:27 GMT
You're in the right place then. Do you know any famous people?
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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on Jun 23, 2006 18:33:37 GMT
He knows you, now.
And Hilary Clinton, apparently.
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Post by samson on Jun 23, 2006 18:34:59 GMT
People always listen to Bush and to Blare but never to the hero Emiliano Zapata Salazar who said to lead men first you must turn your back on them! Samson shall listen and I turn away from my new men and take some holiday while the men stay and friendly. I visit many places of fun in Columbia but always say no to drugs because I like Hilary Clinton! But I do try the Colombian Coca tea because I also like tea and it is great! After Coca Tea Samson is INCREDIBLE! I must go back to my men now and when I return to my chair I see goals. I see Gallo and goals. I see that Gallo spells GOALL! Florida Soccer 1-1 Deportivo Pereira Gallo
Florida Soccer 3-3 Junior Gallo, Gallo, Jesus
Florida Soccer 0-1 Deportivo Cali
Florida Soccer 1-0 Medellin Gallo
Florida Soccer 2-3 Quindio Moreno, Gallo
Florida Soccer 4-0 Envigado Gutierrez, Gallo, Renteria, Gallo
Florida Soccer 4-0 AELU Moreno, Gallo, Gallo, Renteria When I see the games I am happy and angry. I see a fat man who cannot run and I challenge him to race me. I cannot run but I am not a beast! Samson challenges every man in Corporacion Deportivo Antioquia Florida Soccer Club Calle to sprint against Samson and when the race is run I can see that there are 3 men who must not dirty the shirts of Florida and all are set free, any man slower than Samson is no man at all! Where the shirts of Florida are dirty again they shall bear the blood of Bogota school boys!
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Post by meej on Jun 23, 2006 18:56:44 GMT
I thought it was any man faster than Samson was not really a man. Except Hillary Clinton.
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Post by Moo on Jun 23, 2006 21:46:01 GMT
Der Jan will crush you with his thighs, Samson.
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Post by coffers on Jun 24, 2006 16:45:42 GMT
I return to my chair I see goals.
Chair? Deckchair?
Moo: he's signed Laurent Robert. :checkit: But I might be mistaken.
Winning two games on the bounce, he's got a run going. Nice one.
KUTBW! :thumb: [Bouncing]
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Post by coffers on Jun 24, 2006 16:48:10 GMT
People always listen to Bush and to Blare I think you will find no one around here listens to either of those too, or Blair even.
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