Post by floplexter on Jun 4, 2007 9:30:07 GMT
So I been playing this old game I found behind the couch. CM 01/02 with alleged patch, though I don't see any updated data, so maybe it didna work.
I had a vision that I should play as Stomil Olzenystetszxseein, but it turned out they were in 1L, so feeck that.
Indeedy oh, I picked Gornik Polkowice, who looked duff beyond duffness.
Set up a few non-league friendlies, accepted a couple of challenges- it was all coming back to me. Very slowly. I knackered all my players training them too hard and realised far too late that my foreigner quota was...... one.
Arse.
Nearly put me off totally, but I have enough leagues running to take the jump if I get hacked.
I have to say at this point, with 2GB RAM and a relatively clean hdd, that CM runs speedier than Speedy Gonzalez in the middle of the desert, miles from the bog, with the shits, having just eaten four garlic pies and a haddock.
It shoots through between games.
My first mission was to get some staff, but after all the palaver, I ended up with one GK player/coach, The Hutt and that was that.
I found out about the foreigner rule when a deal for a Scots striker fell through because I had a Ukrainian sweeper.
Friendlies were a mixed bag- beat Braniewo 6-0, with Shi-ite Muslin getting a hat-trick and 2 from Ladies' Glove Handler. Then lost 0-2 to Ruch, 1L, and 0-2 to Legia.
Drew 1-1 with Drago of Croatia and 0-0 with Cumbernauld.
The tiredness factor now became obvious to me, but too late as I had to field below 50% players in the League Cup, losing 0-2 on agg to Ceramika.
So a speedy Polish search and out flew the offers to the young freebies and a couple of loanies.
In came a load of young freebies: Victor Hugo's Slippers , Widdle Munchkin , Chav Monkey Mafia , Worm Hunter , In Close Now Lad and Ringo Stab.
I spent 50k on the flexible Shite Strings and loaned Hampstead Living Room.
The opening league game of the season and a good 3-2 win away at Hutnik. Shi-ite Muslin (2) and Caroff Ya Scally getting the goals.
I signed Anus in a deal totalling 90k and then ran out of cash as a deal for an adaptable midfielder fell through to lack of funds.
My next game was away to Ceramika, who'd put me out the cup.
(By the way, I'm employing a tentatively cautious 3-1-3-1-2 formation, all fbs having been instantly listed and tattooed with the words "Spawn of the devil" on their forearms).
We won 5-1, with Crunchy Frog hitting 3 and the other two coming from Phillips and debutant Anus.
Two home matches followed as we beat Leczna 4-0 and Hetman 2-1, with Crunchy Frog, Anus and Less than a Calorie getting the goals.
Less than a Calorie the DMC and playmaker is subject of a 250k bid from Groclin, so naturally I ask for 600k.
We then beat LKS 2-1, finishing the game with ten men after 4 injuries. Shi-ite Muslin and Ringo Stab.
Signed Wine Ya Body for the future.
Beat Arka 2-0. Phillips and Henchman Who Will Die scoring.
Groclin came back with a 600k package for Less than a Calorie, which I accept. He tells them he's happy here and they can fook off, which is nice.
Spain beat Liechtenstein 9-1. Raúl gets 5.
H v Szczakowianka and a 3-0 win. Less than a Calorie, Crunchy Frog, Henchman Who Will Die.
Sold the UKR, Chutes Too to a Ukrainian team, to free up my foreign slot (that's what she said).
Cup and a home tie with non-league Flota, which we win 4-0 with 19 shots to their none. Shi-ite Muslin (p), Hampstead Living Room 2 and Crunchy Frog.
A v Orlen. 4-2. o.g, Hampstead Living Room 2 and Anus back from injury.
H v Radzionkow 2-0 Anus, Shi-ite Muslin
Cup. H v Ruch Chorzow. 1-0 Shi-ite Muslin
The Ruch (8th in League 1) manager is sacked after the game.
Draw Legia in the next round.
A v Jagiellonia 0-0.
So after ten games, we are top with W9 D1 L0 F27 A7 Pts28
Second team has 22, third has 19.
This is fun, eh?
I had a vision that I should play as Stomil Olzenystetszxseein, but it turned out they were in 1L, so feeck that.
Indeedy oh, I picked Gornik Polkowice, who looked duff beyond duffness.
Set up a few non-league friendlies, accepted a couple of challenges- it was all coming back to me. Very slowly. I knackered all my players training them too hard and realised far too late that my foreigner quota was...... one.
Arse.
Nearly put me off totally, but I have enough leagues running to take the jump if I get hacked.
I have to say at this point, with 2GB RAM and a relatively clean hdd, that CM runs speedier than Speedy Gonzalez in the middle of the desert, miles from the bog, with the shits, having just eaten four garlic pies and a haddock.
It shoots through between games.
My first mission was to get some staff, but after all the palaver, I ended up with one GK player/coach, The Hutt and that was that.
I found out about the foreigner rule when a deal for a Scots striker fell through because I had a Ukrainian sweeper.
Friendlies were a mixed bag- beat Braniewo 6-0, with Shi-ite Muslin getting a hat-trick and 2 from Ladies' Glove Handler. Then lost 0-2 to Ruch, 1L, and 0-2 to Legia.
Drew 1-1 with Drago of Croatia and 0-0 with Cumbernauld.
The tiredness factor now became obvious to me, but too late as I had to field below 50% players in the League Cup, losing 0-2 on agg to Ceramika.
So a speedy Polish search and out flew the offers to the young freebies and a couple of loanies.
In came a load of young freebies: Victor Hugo's Slippers , Widdle Munchkin , Chav Monkey Mafia , Worm Hunter , In Close Now Lad and Ringo Stab.
I spent 50k on the flexible Shite Strings and loaned Hampstead Living Room.
The opening league game of the season and a good 3-2 win away at Hutnik. Shi-ite Muslin (2) and Caroff Ya Scally getting the goals.
I signed Anus in a deal totalling 90k and then ran out of cash as a deal for an adaptable midfielder fell through to lack of funds.
My next game was away to Ceramika, who'd put me out the cup.
(By the way, I'm employing a tentatively cautious 3-1-3-1-2 formation, all fbs having been instantly listed and tattooed with the words "Spawn of the devil" on their forearms).
We won 5-1, with Crunchy Frog hitting 3 and the other two coming from Phillips and debutant Anus.
Two home matches followed as we beat Leczna 4-0 and Hetman 2-1, with Crunchy Frog, Anus and Less than a Calorie getting the goals.
Less than a Calorie the DMC and playmaker is subject of a 250k bid from Groclin, so naturally I ask for 600k.
We then beat LKS 2-1, finishing the game with ten men after 4 injuries. Shi-ite Muslin and Ringo Stab.
Signed Wine Ya Body for the future.
Beat Arka 2-0. Phillips and Henchman Who Will Die scoring.
Groclin came back with a 600k package for Less than a Calorie, which I accept. He tells them he's happy here and they can fook off, which is nice.
Spain beat Liechtenstein 9-1. Raúl gets 5.
H v Szczakowianka and a 3-0 win. Less than a Calorie, Crunchy Frog, Henchman Who Will Die.
Sold the UKR, Chutes Too to a Ukrainian team, to free up my foreign slot (that's what she said).
Cup and a home tie with non-league Flota, which we win 4-0 with 19 shots to their none. Shi-ite Muslin (p), Hampstead Living Room 2 and Crunchy Frog.
A v Orlen. 4-2. o.g, Hampstead Living Room 2 and Anus back from injury.
H v Radzionkow 2-0 Anus, Shi-ite Muslin
Cup. H v Ruch Chorzow. 1-0 Shi-ite Muslin
The Ruch (8th in League 1) manager is sacked after the game.
Draw Legia in the next round.
A v Jagiellonia 0-0.
So after ten games, we are top with W9 D1 L0 F27 A7 Pts28
Second team has 22, third has 19.
This is fun, eh?