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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on May 21, 2007 22:47:29 GMT
Grass Roots Dad?
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Post by Sonic on May 22, 2007 0:24:43 GMT
That sounds painful Coffers. I hope you don't give birth to grassy fields with crap players on them. And it's twins too isn't it?
I'll keep my fingers crossed for you it isn't.
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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on May 22, 2007 6:40:25 GMT
At least if he's a GR Dad they won't be fullbacks.
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Post by meej on May 22, 2007 7:01:31 GMT
Beware of astroturf, though.
If he were a true to the bone GR Dad, it would not be twins. It would be quintuplets, and born in Wales.
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Post by Moo on May 22, 2007 8:05:51 GMT
Must.... resist..... mentioning..... FUaDtW......gag......
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Post by coffers on May 22, 2007 8:10:08 GMT
All ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) :thumb: Just call me Granddad. Two boys, identical twins, Aaron born at 00:17am, 4lb 10ozs, Lewis born at 00:35am 4lb 4.75ozs. All are doing well.
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Post by Narcizo on May 22, 2007 8:16:59 GMT
Congrats Mr ffers.
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Post by coffers on May 22, 2007 8:21:30 GMT
Cheers Nark.
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Post by Boony on May 22, 2007 8:41:52 GMT
They're tiny! I was 8lb 11oz when I was born. They're like half that.
I guess there are two of them, though...
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Post by Moo on May 22, 2007 8:43:38 GMT
Aye, what Narkle said.
All the very best to mum too.
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Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on May 22, 2007 8:46:39 GMT
That's how she got into this mess in the first place.
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Post by floplexter on May 22, 2007 8:47:35 GMT
Nice one, coffs. You can bounce them on your knee while telling tales of the Pantylicker.
Lucky tykes.
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Post by coffers on May 22, 2007 8:51:26 GMT
Cheers everyone. Pops: ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by Moo on May 22, 2007 9:15:10 GMT
Well, worked out, Boony. :thumb:
And are those stories going to improve the education of the kids, Pops?
"Once upon a time there was a manager called Moo and he lived in a town called Chita. Twice."
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Post by coffers on May 22, 2007 9:23:18 GMT
![](http://www.geocities.com/jacquesdebohun/smilies/grin.gif) They shall also be regaled with tales of GloF and spiving. Oh, their other Granddad has already bought a football. I think he's had that one ready for weeks as he had 3 girls and his other grandchild is a girl too. I'll have to get in with the Boro shirts before he gets them suppporting the Scouse scum. :checkit:
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Post by Moo on May 22, 2007 10:02:58 GMT
Go on, give them some good choices....
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Post by Boony on May 22, 2007 10:03:13 GMT
I'll have to get in with the Boro shirts Are you sure that's fair on them? You do realise you'd be setting them up for a life of misery...
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Post by coffers on May 22, 2007 10:24:24 GMT
It wouldn't be a life of misery, it would teach them not to expect too much from life and to enjoy the extras that come your way.
It's better than them being taught the joys of hubcap stealing and looking in dustbins for something to eat.
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Post by Sonic on May 23, 2007 0:53:20 GMT
Congrats Coffers. Good to hear everything went smoothly. 17 minutes apart isn't too bad for twins, though I bet for the Mum, it didn't feel that way. Looks like the tykes are going to have some stories told them, especially if Pops' gets his way. Pops ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) :thumb:
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Post by coffers on May 23, 2007 8:12:37 GMT
Cheers Sonic.
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Post by coffers on May 23, 2007 11:38:39 GMT
Meet the Grandchildren (Lewis on the left and Aaron on the right): ![](http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/977/20070522151703aaji6.jpg) Their 'can't be arsed to wake up' attitude marks them out as divots in the making. :checkit:
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Post by Moo on May 23, 2007 12:04:35 GMT
Isn't Aaron doing the Emily Heskey "DJ" celebration there?
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Post by coffers on May 23, 2007 12:15:03 GMT
I would hope he has more class than that. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by meej on May 23, 2007 12:42:27 GMT
Aren't their left hands much much bigger than their right hands?
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Post by Boony on May 23, 2007 12:48:53 GMT
![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) meej
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