Post by Mr Bismarck's Electric Donkey on Apr 2, 2008 15:12:19 GMT
Or Big TWOT to its friends.
Yes, it's that time again, for a meandering thread that starts off about the upcoming draft and then merges into a sweep on which kicker Baz is picking in the first round for the Flange Ball and twelve posts of trying to get Boony to stop being French, man-up and play this year.
It's got big men in tight trousers!
Here's a mock draft to keep you all entertained :
I wouldn't be surprised to see Matt Ryan "enjoy" an Aaron Rodgers-style fall from grace as the top suggested pick to somewhere outside of the top ten, although I'm not sure that the Ravens could pass on him if he's still there #8.
The Dolphins do need a quarterback, because McClown isn't fooling anyone into thinking he's a starting passer and Beck was just fooking horrible last season, but I suspect a second round pick (we have two) is much more likely for us, especially if Chad Henne is on the board.
I think we want one of the Longs and wouldn't be surprised to see the Phish deliberately use up their time for a pick and wait for someone to take one of the Longs, then rush to the podium and take the other one, thereby saving money and having someone make our decision for us.
It'd keep Tuna in the news at least, and he loves his own press.
Yes, it's that time again, for a meandering thread that starts off about the upcoming draft and then merges into a sweep on which kicker Baz is picking in the first round for the Flange Ball and twelve posts of trying to get Boony to stop being French, man-up and play this year.
It's got big men in tight trousers!
Here's a mock draft to keep you all entertained :
1 Mia Chris Long DE Virginia Sr.
2 StL Glenn Dorsey DT LSU Sr.
3 Atl Matt Ryan QB Boston College Sr.
4 Oak Darren McFadden RB Arkansas Jr.
5 KC Jake Long OT Michigan Sr.
6 NYJ Sedrick Ellis DT USC Sr.
7 NE (SF) Vernon Gholston OLB Ohio St. Jr.
8 Balt Ryan Clady OT Boise St. Jr.
9 Cin Keith Rivers OLB USC Sr.
10 NO Mike Jenkins CB South Florida Sr.
11 Buf Malcolm Kelly WR Oklahoma Jr.
12 Den Derrick Harvey DE Florida Jr.
13 Car Kenny Phillips S Miami Jr.
14 Chi Brian Brohm QB Louisville Sr.
15 Det Leodis McKelvin CB Troy Sr.
16 Arz Antoine Cason CB Arizona Sr.
17 Minn DeSean Jackson WR California Jr.
18 Hou Jonathan Stewart RB Oregon Jr.
19 Phil Rashard Mendenhall RB Illinois Jr.
20 TB Andre Caldwell WR Florida Sr.
21 Wash Phillip Merling DE Clemson Sr.
22 Dal (Clev) Early Doucet WR LSU Sr.
23 Pitt Jeff Otah OT Pittsburgh Sr.
24 Tenn Limas Sweed WR Texas Sr.
25 Sea Felix Jones RB Arkansas Jr.
26 Jax Calais Campbell DE Miami Jr.
27 SD Sam Baker OT USC Sr.
28 Dal Aqib Talib CB Kansas Jr.
29 SF (Ind) *James Hardy WR Indiana Jr.
30 GB Gosder Cherilus OT Boston College Sr.
31 NE Forfeit (Cheaty fooks)
32 NYG Dom. Rodgers-Cromartie CB Tennessee St. Sr.
I wouldn't be surprised to see Matt Ryan "enjoy" an Aaron Rodgers-style fall from grace as the top suggested pick to somewhere outside of the top ten, although I'm not sure that the Ravens could pass on him if he's still there #8.
The Dolphins do need a quarterback, because McClown isn't fooling anyone into thinking he's a starting passer and Beck was just fooking horrible last season, but I suspect a second round pick (we have two) is much more likely for us, especially if Chad Henne is on the board.
I think we want one of the Longs and wouldn't be surprised to see the Phish deliberately use up their time for a pick and wait for someone to take one of the Longs, then rush to the podium and take the other one, thereby saving money and having someone make our decision for us.
It'd keep Tuna in the news at least, and he loves his own press.