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Post by Sonic on Aug 4, 2006 1:32:09 GMT
He's my only defender who's decent in the middle, and no-one wants to come.
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Post by Sonic on Aug 4, 2006 1:41:36 GMT
Pasching Burning for Lazarus. Burning Lazarus has agreed to a move to Pasching, after both clubs had agreed fee which has been suggested to be around a stg£2M + 50% sell on fee and a friendly to be organized. The initial fee of £2M has been said to be around £725K upfront and £1.2M over 12 months. Youth was said to be sad to see Burning Lazarus leave CSK Pivara but said that he wished him well, especially in a move to an even bigger club. Burning Lazarus previously had asked for a transfer request to move to a bigger club which was refused by Youth. When asked why he decided to accept this offer, Youth responded with saying, have you seen how much you receive for finishing 2nd? Neither have I. He also said that with the restructuring of the league, having a stable financial platform would ensure the future success of CSK Pivara. He went on to say that he was now actively looking for a replacement at the right price. Burning Lazarus had a minimum release clause of £1.5M.
On a side not, it should be noted that Burning Lazarus is now valued at £1M, and is earning £3k a week, all things CSK couldn’t offer. What is good about the deal is that if he plays well, he could leave a reap CSK a big financial boon. I’ll drink to htat.
Meanwhile in other transfer news, CSK is being rejected by all an sundry.
An addition to the backroom staff is seen, with CSK Pivara welcoming Ukraninan Physio Various Moons Orbit.
Meanwhile, the loans contracts of Driving Me Mad, Where’s My Glasses!, Naughty Sailor return to CSK while Yuk, Yogourt! returns to Hajduk. Driving Me Mad and Where’s My Glasses haven’t a future at the club as their contract is soon to run out, while Naughty Sailor has recently signed a new fulltime contract.
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Post by coffers on Aug 4, 2006 7:22:23 GMT
Nice cash injection that, don't expect to spend it all at once, or all at 10 times even. :moop:
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Post by Moo on Aug 4, 2006 8:30:17 GMT
I'm struggling to spend my €1m as well. Very annoying. :moop:
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Post by Sonic on Aug 11, 2006 8:26:02 GMT
CSK Newsletter.
Editor’s Comment – As this is my first newsletter, all care, has been given to avoiding going back to being a sweeper of floors, and to stay in my new abode, the Boardroom. Any correspondences and deliveries can be either thrown through the window or left outside the door while I’m sleeping, or handed to me at the game or down at the local Breweries’ Bar. Don’t ask me the name of it, as I can’t remember. There is no telephone in the Boardroom, ahem, and I don’t have the money to put one in.
CSK UNPROFESSIONAL! On Saturday 1st July 2006, CSK renounce their semi-professinalism and become unprofessional. This has been met with widespread blanked stares by the world and growing optimism around CSK Pivara. Rumours that they would also be allowed to play in the Copa Cabaña are not true, but they are allowed to play in Savenga Liga this season.
Fixture’s Announced. The Savenga Liga fixtures for the season have been announced, which sees CSK pitted against Zemun(home), Hadjuk Rodic MB(away) and Red Star(home) within their first three games. The clash against Red Star in the 3rd game will be a stern test while the match against Zemun will see CSK trying to make a mark and gain some points in this Liga.
Fan’s Player Of The Year. The fans have voted, and it sees rising star, Doing Jenny as their pick of the players at CSK last season. Doing Jenny played 40(2) and scored 20 goals last season.
Facilities Upgrade Rejected. After selling Burning Lazarus, Youth made a request for an upgrade of the training facilities. His request was heard by the board, but ultimately rejected, with the reason given as not enough money to facilitate doing it. Youth decided not to issue an ultimatum.
Club News. In an unexpected twist, the club has expected Manager Sonic Youth to win Savenga Liga this season. He thought this was a joke, and has said that they were a bunch of fools once he realized they weren’t. He then walked out of the meeting but before he did, it was announced to Youth that he had £1.8M to spend on transfers. Youth left the meeting bu saying that not getting relegated was really the goal he was going to try and achieve this season. If they didn’t like that, they could lump it, and then find a bucket to collect these lumps to sell. Have you heard of ebay? You might be able to swap these lumps for players I could use to finish first. Numbskulls.
Youth Fest in the U19’s. It wasn’t expressed, but one look at Youth’s face was enough to see that he was disappointed to see most of the crop of new talent that was promoted to the U19’s side. Ok, all of the new crop of ‘talent’. Ass-man Seargent Major thinks Meeting Place(16yr, DRC) has an exciting future ahead of him. I was thinking the knackery and I’m guessing that was what Youth’s initial face was reflecting also. 14 players where promoted from the ‘academy’.
Pre-season Fixtures Announced. Five friendlies have been announced, with CSK hosting CSKA(Sofia) from Bulgaria, Queensland Roar from Australia, Bochum from Germany, Zvizd and Bane both non league S&G clubs.
Players Join CSK! I was amazed that some players want to join CSK, especially as some of them even look promising, and others ancient. 19yr Milky Nector(DC) standing at 175cm looks promising, while Juggling A Crate(20yr, DM) could be a decent back-up; 19yr Very Slippery Vasectomy adds competition to the right fullback position; 17yr Slovenian amr/fc Dalliance In Cuba doesn’t look the best at the moment, but is valued at £1.4m which is a crazy amount, as he only joined for £40k, but now is only worth £60k for some reason too; ancient looking legendary 37yr S&G DC who had been capped 64 times scoring 10 times Spitting Monkeyboy; 29yr DC Going MaddDog Frothy joined from Red Star for £24k.
Unimportant Cup. It stands to figure that no-one was interested in the fact that England won the World Cup, on penalties mind you, against Italy after a 1-1 draw and a 4-3 shootout. Typically, it was only Ex Leeds and now London based GK who made the team of the tournament telling you how boring they must have been to witness in action. He only started on the bench too this ‘keeper, and was only the 3rd best one in the whole tourney too. Make of that what you will, but at least bring a pillow as a safety blanket.
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Post by Sonic on Aug 11, 2006 8:29:28 GMT
CSK Newsletter pt. 2.
Sofia Brings the A. On a fine warm day, Bulgarian side CSKA(Sofia) visited CSK for a pre-season friendly. This is CSK’s first of 5 before the season kicks off. It is also an indication of where the club stands at present as the Bulgarian side is one that has a huge history in Bulgarian Football, and is usually a team that competes in Europe. It was great to see such a side once again visiting CSK. A lively start to the game saw both team try and get an advantage and it was a mistake that was the difference in the first half. It was a really strange head back by the A team’s right winger back to his right fullback(it should have been a knock on) which saw Sat On The Cat have a fantastic run at their goal almost unopposed, and then beat the CSKA GK at his near post in the 14th minute. This heightened the game and the fans had a ball, all something off them, as a figure was seemingly suppressed. The game was interesting for another reason, as it showed that though CSK’s midfield was competing, it wasn’t dominating. In fact they were scrambling, but doing so in a way that disrupted the other team. A just couldn’t get composed in front of goal. Changes were rung, and the second half was a disjointed affair, but equally shared, much like the first half was as well. Another feature of the second half was also a mirror of the first, as once again a mistake saw a goal scored. Once again it fell to CSK, as this time it was new signing Dalliance In Cuba reaping the reward of the CSKA’s GKers great goalkick to his defenders which he picked up on, ran with into the box, and finished with aplomb under him. Nice, and that looked the game as early as the 71st minute. The game was also noted for showing up the depth in the right wing, forwards, left backs, centre of defence, def mids and the goalkeeper stakes. A first good hitout.
Staff Signings. As the club is in transition, so are the backroom staff, and this sees a few changes, mostly coming into the club. Various Moon Orbits(a physio) [£16k Vorskla], Very Dodgy Deal(who is excellent and don’t ask me how I attracted a continental rated coach either, ok, I threw lots of money at him, satisfied?) [£70k Dinamo Kiev], A Lot Of Ménage(a scout) [£35k CSKA Moscow], I Love Bollocks Too (£9k Dnister) and My Dog Drives a Victor (£55k Chornomorets) to bolster them and improve this area of the team. Scouts All Over The World (£10k from Zirka) and All Along The Watch Tower (£12k from Locomotiv Moscow) also joined soon after while coaches Zanny Pumkin (£80k Dinamo), At High Tide (£16k Radniki(N) ) and No Body Likes Me (£90k Partizan) too joined. It would be good to have the facilities to use them properly though.
A Roaring Success For CSK. It was a good performance by an ultimately frustrated CSK side which was settled by a 45th minute strike by Doing Jenny. It was a well worked move which saw MoM I Am A Numbnut tormenting his marker down the right side of the CSK midfield, then fed Sat On The Cat who knocks it square into the near post to Doing Jenny who first time finished with aplomb. The second half didn’t get better than that, though there was some nice moves by I Am A Numbnut, Dalliance In Jenny and Sassy Vicki. Once again, this friendly showed up the inadequacies from the first friendly.
The Calvary Arrives! A desperate seeming spending spree sees Youth sign 6 players for various positions: Drinking For The Brain(OFK Beograd, £8k) £5k OFK Beograd a fast clinical finisher who can anticipate, head and jump a bit too; Cab To Florence(SW,DM, 27, Romanian 27c) £45k from Spartak Moscow who I’m not sure were to play, in defence or midfield; Moo Cow’s Record Deal(30, amlc,fc) £14k from Zemun who has great technique, a good finisher, dribbler and corner taker, workrate, but works for the team and knows how to make a run off the ball but is unfortunately weak and lacks determination; Nice Kity Kat(17, Sc) £45k from Radniki(K) looks a great prospect; I’ve Got A Stiff Finger(19, GK, capped at U19) £80k from Locomotiv Moscow, has brought unease to the fans but could be one that takes over soon if not right away, which will be shown soon, as his competition will be brought to the club; Gorgeous And Kind(24, DLC,DM, Georgia 3C) £2k from Chornomorets looks to be a versatile player as he can play as a left fullback, DC and def mid. Of all the signings, only I’ve Got A Stiff Finger murmured a mentioned by the fans, and for me looks interesting. I still think the team needs a forward. Overall, I think Youth has done a decent effort, though I’m not sure about throwing that much money at these players. They were needed, but they now have to deliver. Leaving the club were Very Close To A Mutiny to Jedinstvo(BP) and Where’s My Pudding? both leaving CSK on a free. A Very Fat Lubby is another imminent departure with Elan, Vrbas, Big Bull and Trgovacki all bidding about £24k.
Injuries. There were 2 injuries this month, as Mirky In The Depth pulled up with a back strain ruling him out for a month while a thigh strain rules rules out Going MaddDog Frothy for up to a month too.
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Post by coffers on Aug 11, 2006 8:38:14 GMT
Good work on getting the players and staff in. I find the friendlies in this game tend to be frustrating, it's as if the players aren't taking them seriously. KUTGW! :thumb:
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Post by Sonic on Aug 15, 2006 6:03:40 GMT
Coffers, remember when you said something about friendlies and frustration?
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Post by Sonic on Aug 15, 2006 6:04:34 GMT
The CSK Rag. Editor’s note: I’m a total goose, as I’m still writing these things. Writing? That’s a laugh! First, I can’t seem to find out how to structure these things; Secondly, my fingers don’t want to let me type; Thirdly, I keep getting punished by…ahem. Right, I have a brand spanking newt issue for your to enjoy. First you’ve got to tenderize the newt by increasing it’s girth(which this edition starts off with) then you have to build up your confidence and your stomach(much like CSK in friendlies) so you can eat it(definitely not what CSK should be doing to the opposition) so you can enjoy this delicious meal(Facts may not be true[thanks Moo]). My secretary asked me to include this: I am a pansy wearing lipstick eating dilly dally(facts quite possibly could be. Oh, she was just joking.) Wait, I have a secretary now? I didn’t think so.[/i]
Squad Strengthened Further. Manager Sonic Youth has been working over time, and he has out done himself by further strengthening the midfield and defense. In comes left back Donkey Faced Kamikaze(D/WBL, Uganda 10c, 24yr) from Vojvodina for £1k; Give Me Your ‘phone(DM, 25yr) a Rad signing costing £1k; The best signing was the last to come in, introducing Lucky Seed(Croatia, U21 2c, DC, 22yr) who signed from Saturn for the miserly fee of £200k increasing to £400k(£100k after both 50 league appearances and 20 international appearance). Lucky Seed looks a great signing, and standing at a not too tall 197cm should win lots of headers. He looks great, and I can’t wait to see him in action. He does leave Youth a problem of who should start in the heart of the defense. Balancing the Introduce is the exit of A Very Fat Lubby for £20k to Vrbas, Naughty Filly to Kikinda for £12k, A Lot Of Trajectory for the insane sum of £100k to Sutjeska and I Just Ran Over An Ant to Mldast Vux for £8k. Good riddance.
The Why Can’t We Be Friendly Friends? Series Buckle up for the Bochum! A test for CSK was the German side Bochum. They had a bunch of history behind them while CSK had lots too, though I’m pretty sure much of it is arse scratching. I’m told it amounts to scratchings that go back to 1925! The 7 year itch has got nothing on that. A bunch of new faces take the field for CSK, and something surprising happens. The ground didn’t open up and swallow what all the fans thought were clay idols too good to be football players for CSK. That or target practice dummies. It seems that Bochum were going through a bit of a slump of late, as the season before last they were relegated from the top division and last year they finished 5th, 2 off promotion™. CSK did them no favours at all in helping them regain any confidence about missing out on bouncing straight back to the big time. Indeed, they dropped so quickly in this game that you’d think they were a really regional S&G club, just getting its feet and meeting Partizan or Red Star. 5 minutes in and Doing Jenny has given CSK the lead. 3 minutes later and he’s in the action again getting chopped in a last man tackle. Queue total domination by CSK as Bochum roled over and died. It was fun for the huge amount of CSK fans that turned up, all 300 odd of them, which had to also wait for their teams seemingly achilles’, goal scoring. Moo Cow’s Record Deal finally finished off BOchum in the 81st minute with a nice strike in the box. Youth seemed pretty happy with the result, and they way the team played.
Fuck Me, How Do You Pronounce That!, Told “That Wasn’t Necessary”. Ok, the Club is spelt Zvzid. No, it’s spelt Zvizd. Doing Jenny starts to spit, and Zvizd start hiding behind the goal posts. That wasn’t a good idea as he quickly becomes frustrated at missing the pansy and hits the net instead in the 6th minute and the 11th minute. Cab To Florence decided he like the cut of Jenny’s jib but was also foiled with his attempt, hitting only the back of the net too in the 14th minute. It seemed that after this, CSK players took pity on trying to really hit the Zvizd players and instead turned to the fans, much that there was any, and found a couple. Somehow, some of the CSK players devised a way to write their phone number on the ball and hit the good looking Zvizd fans. They weren’t impressed, as they were only cut-outs. Nice Kitty Kat came on in the second half, and decided that he liked what Doing Jenny had shown him in the first, but was also not successful too, also only hitting the back of the net in the 89th minute. Youth wasn’t pleased about Zvizd getting away with not being branded, though he didn’t mind that CSK didn’t have to hide behind their own net. I Am A Numbnut picked up his second straight MoM.
Relief as Bane Flogged. Ok, bad pun, if you can call it that. There was only relief for Bane when the final whistle went as they were well and truly introduced to someone called ‘Rodger’. It all started in the 1st minute when Bane’s Cat was Sat on. Sat On The Cat happened again in the 13th minute, which was careless of Bane to leave the Cat out again for this to happen. Doing Jenny was done in the 31st minute, while Very Sunny Cloudy Day gave Bane it’s 4th humiliation. Doing Jenny was in action again in the 43rd minute. Now that was a half you wouldn’t want to have run late for, and just made it for the second eh? I’d agree to that too. The second half was much better, as Bane saw absolutely feck all through their sighters while CSK became teenage boys again, but only until the 82nd minute, and were satisfied with what a teenager produced for them, Nice Kitty Kat getting the last nail stuffed in. The huge crowd of 287 fans were treated to an exhibition of CSK shocking them by playing really well in front of goal in a friendly, much less playing well in a friendly. Great form to take into the league.
And now, onto the league! Maybe. But first, Standard are given a price for Doing Jenny which puts them off while Hadjuk think they can loan out my brand spanking new DC Lucky Seed before he has even played a game for CSK. The nerve I tells ya, the nerve!
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Post by Sonic on Aug 17, 2006 6:26:26 GMT
[size=5The Jack Up.[/size]
The powers that be have started worshipping my feet, washing them with their tears and drying them with their hair.
I Know Why We Can’t Be Friendly.
Zemun. A Good preseason gives confidence to the team, which is carried over to the league. It takes Very Sunny Cloudy Days 7 minutes to show this as he slots home a fantastic 30 yard effort. Wow. It’s not surprising that there is much frustration, bar 2 moments in the rest of the game, which is nicely expressed in the 21st minute when an equalizer was found by Zemun. They definitely didn’t deserve this goal. Thankfully the team responded, and the lead was regained soon after a corner scramble in the Zemun box, which saw Cab To Florence put CSK back into the lead. The rest of the half saw much frustration. This didn’t begin to show what I felt in the 59th minute of the second half. That was the occasion when a penalty was given away, Bright Gaudy Jewellery holding on in the box doing the giving. Thankfully Miles Of Raincoat was on hand to do the taking. This was my second moment of the game after the second goal. CSK regained the momentum but it took until the 80th minute to do anything with it. :moop: That was the look of my face after Drinking For The Brain muffed his penalty attempt. You can times that by two four minutes later as Very Sunny Cloudy Day earnt his second yellow for his second shirt pull. Thankfully this didn’t affect the result for CSK. Zemun’s GK was MoM.
Spitting Monkeyboy complains about being subbed after this game. It was necessary, as since he is very slow, lacking fitness on top of this makes him a liability late in games. Surley he nows this.
Zeleznicar (N), 2nd Rnd Kup de Girly(Serb Side); Away. What a shocking game to sit through. Even beer wasn’t enough to deaden the feeling of naff that this game exuded. Basically, the first half went like this: crap, crap, crap, much more crappness, even more much more crapness, poo. That was the goal going in in the 39th minute. Thank fuck for half time. Half time was praised as Sat On The Cat found the equalizer in the 26th minute and Spitting Monkeyboy headed CSK ahead in the 53rd minute from a corner. That was the sign to tell Zeleznicar that the game was over. No? Oh, we’re back to playing like poo? We held on, only because they were really truly worse than us. Kill me now.
The Red Star Belgrade game is postponed.
Buducnost; Away. It seemed that CSK were suffering post Kup de Girly lagging side affects, as they were playing poorly. Luckily for them, so was the team that has a name like a beer. It was CSK’s GK that actually was playing like he was under the influence of much beer as he inexplicably rushed out, cleared the ball and patted himself on the back. Oh yay, of joy, of thankyou Santa Claus for giving me much choice in the GK stakes. You got to see this, Miles Of Raincoat has come half again from his box to the halfway line to clear the ball, actually got to it, but for some reason given it to the closest player on the pitch. What you say, that should be a CSK palyer? Yes it should, but it isn’t and instead of clearing it to my forwards, he does something like looking like slice missing the ball and is still in the air when he sees the ball find the net. Yay :moop: It wasn’t like I was trying nothing to win this game already, but this was doubled after this very silly goal. The more the game went on, the less likely any change was going to work. I was resigning myself to a loss. Then this happened, a one two from the edge of the area into the box and back out to the sideline saw Donkey Faced Kamikaze fire in a fantastic cross for sub Drinking For The Brain to head in dramatically in the 85th minute. It surprised me, and awoke the away fans, briefly, those that were left. Ok, that should be the staff and bench. This was how the game ended, which I think CSK deserved at a minimum. Surprisingly give-away-goal GK for CSK Miles Of Raincoat was MoM. He played shite, and I’m increasingly hoping my other GK, 19yr I’ve Got A Stiff Finger will be good when fit. Not happy.
I keep getting slapped as Miles Of Raincoat makes the starting team of the round. Very Sunny Cloudy Day’s goal in the first game sees him win goal of the Rnd, which was well deserved.
Fans expect Radnicki to be dealt with, Youth agrees, but there isn’t one.
Radnicki (So), 3rd Rnd Kup de Girly(Serb Side); Home. CSK should have played Red Star by now, and would have welcomed the poorly performing Red Star, but had to content themselves with a Radnicki team, this one the (So) variant. It took an unexpected 21mins to open the scoring, with Drinking For The Brain opening it. Complete dominance by CSK was seen after that, but it wasn’t until the 66th minute when this was shown, as halftime sub for Drinking For the Brain Nice Kitty Kat extended the CSK lead. Radnicki seemed to give up at this stage, and seemed to be playing to keep the score down. Ultimately their fitness let them down as Cab To Florence in the 89th minute and I Am A Numbnut in the 90th made sure and nailed in the win for CSK. A very nice result.
Oblic, Home. A confident looking CSK is shown at the start of the game, and this is expressed in the 7th minute when Doing Jenny gets on the end of a nice move by his first start of the season Mirky In The Depths and Very Sunny Cloudy Day. The rest of the half isn’t bad, but frustrating as no end product is seen. By both teams, at least until the last minute of the half. It falls to CSK, as Drinking For The Brain coolly gives CSK a great halftime lead. The break sees no difference to the game(expect for a tired leg), until the 53rd minute when Flapping Bag Of Otters comes off in the 53rd minute for some inflicted injury. This prompt a tactical change, which results in a goal I seen coming but couldn’t do anything about frustratingly in the 51st minute. Did you see what I did there? Thankfully the changes I made with the tactic settled down CSK and then gave them attacking impetus which turned into a positive, as Doing Jenny mirror imaged the Oblic goal, by slotting across the GK in the 73rd minute after a fantastic ball by Nice Kitty Kat. Frustratingly for Youth and the CSK fans, Oblic pulled a goal back undeservedly in the 87th minute to make the end of the game tenser than it should have been. Very Sunny Cloudy Day was MoM. Fitness seems to be a factor with some of the players of CSK.
Once again the Red Star Belgrade game is postponed.
Melting Pavlova whinges to the media, Youth responds by saying that he is back-up and should be patient.
Liverpool forward at Newcastle takes £33m + player to move back to Liverpool. You’d think just £33m would have been enough.
Joyfully both goals against CSK in the last round featured in the goals of the round, in 1st and 3rd positions. Very Sunny Cloudy Day and Gorgeous And Kind made the team of the round.
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Post by coffers on Aug 17, 2006 7:33:33 GMT
That is oh so true in my game too.
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Post by Moo on Aug 17, 2006 8:11:28 GMT
Agreed.
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Post by Sonic on Aug 21, 2006 23:34:20 GMT
Hold all your gumnuts, I’ve been shisterered! “Wait a sec, aha, aha, ah.,…, it’s a deal.” Click. I’ll explain. What you have to understand is that though I was doing an apparent good job, the club wanted to take it over, and use it to stamp their own analysis of how the matches went. I was offered the deal of keeping my gumnuts or having them pureed. I wasn’t a hard decision, I like my Blue Gums. What’s this to do with CSK, nothing. They hadn’t heard of my Blue Gum Club magazine I was still writing for an Australian audience. I still retained membership and could come back to painting the pages blue and oily next time I’m more permanently back in Australia. For that, I get to keep my nuts preserved. I decided that there was too much head scratching and moved the conversation on, this time telling the manager Youth how excited I was on the next update. Ok, excited natch. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The CSK Slab.September issue, + 2.Editors Note. The writer is a cock, and he has a boil for a brain that curls his hair and turns it yellow. Because of this, he can’t remember when he rowed across the bar down at the local and knocked over my beer. Because he didn’t replace his, he should be pelted with tomatoes. The Meat & Potatoes.OFK Beograd: this match was televised which probably reflected in the poor turnout of 2103 of a just over 13,000 seater stadium. This probably reflected in the game, as both sides left their boots at home and played in slippers. The second half was were this game was at, and it looked more promising as the half went on for CSK as it went on. This was reflected in the 66th minute when a fantastic freekick was knocked in by Sassy Vicky, hit in from directly in front into the top left corner. OFK went all out attacking, and my defence did some strange things after this. Also, my players stopped being able to find each other. Screwed, quite possibly. Ok, here’s how it broke down; a throw-in by my right back to my right winger who knocked it long to my right forward. The ball was picked up by their deeper lying defender who did a quick 180 clearance back down the line instead of just kicking it out with a striker on his heals. This fortuitous clearance landed right on the money of their free winger(my right fullback started marking their left fullback in front of my right winger?) who then centred the ball to the 3 free in the middle. The remarkable thing is that their was a line of 6 with another just behind on the left. That’s what you call getting over run, which would never happen. My GK pulled off a fantastic save, but the rebound was knocked in. Happy, you bet, especially as my defence had been playing well. That line was just unbelievable. That’s how the game ended. I’d like to say CSK deserved all the points, but ultimately the game was reasonably even, though I thought CSK played the better football. Hajduk Rodic MB: The second straight away game in a row. Youth had made a few changes, mostly due to fitness issues. The game started slowly, but with CSK having the possession advantage. The eighteenth minute saw the game reach a turning point as a Hajduk player decided to handball away a ball instead of heading the ball away a I Am A Numbnut cross. Mirky In The Depths stepped up and knocked it in. The half grew stronger for CSK as it went on when in the 42nd minute, Doing Jenny doubled the lead; Sat On The Cat robbing a fullback, running down, getting tackled at the edge of the box but for the rebound to fall to Moo Cows Record Deal to square to Doing Jenny to complete the deal. A pleasing half. Twin subs at the break were enforced and the second half wasn’t nearly as cohesive, though the Team CSK did take this as well. Infact, this is proved, as Sat On The Cat continues to give me a conundrum by giving CSK a third; a header won at the back to Happy As Larry who controls, looks up and hit left to Doing Jenny who became free on the left. He lifts the ball into the area to the eventual goalscorer SOTC who’d made a nice run to the near post on the left, control, score. That took the sting out of Hajduk. I also subbed off the MoM straight after the match, 16yr I Am A Numbnut. Habitpharm Javor: This game is remarkable for CSK for the fact that 4 players star under the age of 20(GK, DC, AMR, SC). Couple that with the other DC, both fullbacks, and my other forward being under the age of 25 as well. In fact, these players are almost the core of the team to come in the coming years. So, with all this youth, you’d expect a bit of inexperience. It doesn’t lead to the goal, as the conceded 14th minute effort is a stunning curler from 30 out. Thankfully the youngsters had one of the older heads steady the ship and take control, Very Sunny Cloudy Day starting to dictate play. This had rewards for him, as in the 37th minute, he goes one, no two, no three times better by knocking in a 35er curler after beating one. Stunning. This resulted in a momentum shift, and a kicking to the CSK players. Enforced subs at the break were seen. This also saw a tactical shift. The shift did work, but took until the 68th minute when the under 20 striker Nice Kitty Kat put CSK into the lead in the 68th minute with a well taken goal. It was just deserved too. The game saw HJ push forward, but increasingly leaving gaps. Their game was effectively over in the 87th minute when they were released to 10 after a second yellow. A minute later, the game was put beyond a doubt as MoM Very Sunny Cloudy Day knocked in his second from a freekick right on the line directly in front, hit into the right side of the net. Zeta: 2 changes were made for this game, which then saw no sub for a forward forgotten to be included. Oh yay, oh joy, oh you’ll see. The first half we’ll skip and just say that CSK going in a goal down was harsh, especially as too many ‘lucky’ headers, flick on’s went like superman would do. The goal came, yes you guessed it, a long ranger, 25 yarder too, and a minute from the break too. Hmm. Something must have been said, as CSK were a different side after the break. I’m also guessing that the two substitutions also sent out another message too. They were even in the 50th minute after having to endure a goal ruled out minutes before for no reason. Drink For The Brain did the deed in the 50th minute as he was picked up free in the area by a lovely Mirky In The Depths pass. The game seemed to find a status quo after this. Youth saw this and acted. He made a decision to force the issue of the 3 of the Zeta defender having yellows by taking the game to them changing tactics again. This immediately reaped results as Drink For The Brain was played in behind the Zeta defense by a great ball by half time sub Flapping Bag Of Otters in the 77th minute. A tactics change to 5 at the back was immediate, the 4 tactics change of the game. This seemed to garner strange things like a weird angled header from right on the touchline become a shot on goal and needing to be tipped over. The AI is attempting to stuff me, but couldn’t, even though it discounted the height and jumping + heading abilities of my best defender by seeing him outjumped. CSK held on easily in the end. BSK Borca: 1st Rnd sees CSK made heavy favourites. Heavy wasn’t the word as after 11 minutes, CSK are 3 goals to the good; Drink For The Brain in the 5th and 10th with Nice Kitty Kat in the 11th. A perfectly legitimate goal was ruled out right on 20 didn’t stop the CSK avalanche, and another was added in the 25th Milky Nectar heading in a Very Sunny Cloudy Day corner. This did see the half slow down a little after this, and half time was seen. Half time saw a sub made for CSK, a youth for a youth, and an impact he had. Drink For The Brain had his hat-trick 3 mintues after the break, having to wait since seeing his 20th minute effort ruled out until the moment, with youngster Dalliance In Cuba gifting him it. Spitting Monkeyboy should be disgusted with himself in seeing a 70th minute penalty saved. That was all worth reporting in the rest of the half. A nice result. Spartak(S): They sit in 11th. CSK were by far the better team the whole game, but for one moment in the 45th minute, when a penalty was awarded and dealt with against CSK. The penalty was for a shirt pull. Basically this was the AI stuffing CSK, at home, in front of just over 2200 fans. The only positive is that Partizan lost 3-1, but it was away. Guess who’s next? How do you go from 5 nil to a one nil loss? Oh, I see, this loss was all about getting Red Star within title challenging distance. Partizan: An away fixture against the winner of the last two SL winners is nothing to be taken lightly. The prematch biatch talk had it all, with the Partizan boss not, saying to Youth you have to beat the big teams with Youth responding by saying not to get attached to the trophy. What really mattered was the tactics on the day, and Youth seemed to get his spot on, but for the goal scoring department. Ala, the first half being a bore fest, or one for the purests. The second half saw all the action within 5 minutes when my best defender decides to go missing(something he has not done though he is back from injury in his first game) as CSK go a goal behind in the 47th minute. There is an instant reply as Very Sunny Cloudy Day knocks in a top draw freekick in the 50th minute. Neither team could get anything from the rest of the game though in the end Partizan hold on, and I’m not just talking about the ball because they ended with 10, playing with them for the last minute. Ok, it didn’t make any difference and CSK did deserve the point. Sutjeska: This is an away game, and after the Partizan game, I’m not sure what to expect. I’m right, and it’s tense. For some reason I wanted to add the word suitably into it, and also before the word tense too. CSK are doing well, and are actually playing the better football, though there is that tension to the game that it could go either way. This tension is increased in Sutjeska’s favour slightly more when left backfor CSK has to come off injured Gorgeous And Kind in the 15ht minute, kicked out of the game, with a Moo Cow’s Record Deal coming on in his place. The first play of the game comes in the 25th minute, as Drink For The Brain does well in the box to beat his marker to Very Sunny Cloudy Day’s ball into the box to open the scoring. CSK weather a challenge to their lead at the break and there is a collective sigh of relief when the half time whistle goes. The second half sees a more composed and organized CSK, and it is expressed as early as the 3rd minute after the restart, as Drink For The Brain doubles CSK’s lead, a neat finish it was too thanks to Flapping Bag Of Otters’ nice ball. This sends a desperation signal to Sutjeska, and CSK’s 3 man defense becomes a target. A goal is finally conceded, and it isn’t the fact that it is a 3 man defense that leaks it, it’s a silly penalty in the box conceded by one of the 3, Lucky Seed sticking out a leg inviting a penalty dive in the 55th. It was scored. Queue Youth tinkering, looking, tinkering a bit more and then subbing in the 71st minute. How can I describe Youth’s face for the rest of the match, purple, white, yellow, white, purple-white-yellow? What you need to know it that he saw a number of balls penetrate into the CSK net only to be called back for being offside. How lucky he was, though the linesman did get it right thankfully. This sees CSK getting another 3 points.Around the Pivara.The hottest news once again around CSK is the training facilities with Manager Sonic Youth once again asking for them to be upgrade. Once again the board have issued the same answer by saying the funds aren’t sufficient to be able to achieve this. Youth has not issued an ultimatum and the issue looks like it’s going to be an ongoing issue. CSK draw Decic in the Kup de Girly 2nd Rnd. The Red Star fixture is again post-poned. Where have I seen this happen before? Oddities.Something I’ve not seen before, flicking through the EPL, Arsenal are trying to sell the next Henry, the A French striker he being. Shirley you’d want to keep that type of player? Pity, as I can’t go for him. He’d kick arse in this league.
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Post by Sonic on Aug 21, 2006 23:40:34 GMT
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Post by coffers on Aug 21, 2006 23:58:18 GMT
That's agood start to the first season in the Superleague, watch it though as Partizan and Red Star seem to get better as the season wears on.
KUTGW! :thumb:
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